The tents were made and the campfire was lit. Although the night was young, none of the 50 campers, consisting of Ryu, Chun-Li, Ken, Eliza, Havik, Jade, Kitana, Pullum, Queen Bee, Felicia, Blanka, Dan, Sheeva, Kobra, Sub-Zero, Frost, Sektor, Scorpion, BB Hood, Blair, Morrigan, Kira, Kabal, Sharon, Shang Tsung, Baraka, Hsu Hao, Shadow Geist, Makoto, Lilith, Area, Cammy, Li Mei, Bishamon, Hokuto, Ibuki, Dairou, Kenshi, Nightwolf, T-Hawk, Demitri, Sonya, Kairi, Guile, Charlie, Ermac, Nanase, Yang, Skullomania, and Honda (authoress tries to catch her breath after that)…okay let’s start that sentence again…Although the night was young, none of the 50 campers wanted to go to sleep just yet. Besides, they had a project to do.

Ken held up a camera and filmed everything that was going around. “Well,” he said into the camera microphone. “Not too much is happening at the moment due to the fact that we came here very late.” He then noticed Nightwolf just starting up the fire again by scraping rocks together. “However, I just notice that Nightwolf here has a cool talent with making a fire.”

“It’s not talent,” said Nightwolf hearing Ken talking. “It’s nature’s way of making fire. You just have to know what you are doing.”

Suddenly, Sheeva’s face appeared through the lenses. “Hello my big Keeeen!”

“ACK!” Ken cried out falling back on his behind. He then looked up at Sheeva, preparing for the worse.

“I was wondering if you have an extra knife,” Sheeva surprisingly asked. “Mine broke.”

Ken was quite surprised that Sheeva wasn’t tackling and smooching him to death. “Um, yeah, actually I do.” He took out a pocket knife and gave it to her. “Here you go.”

“Thank you!” Sheeva cried out happily. “Now to finish carving that log I found and make that perfect face of yours!” Then she left leaving Ken extremely perplexed.

Nearby, Jade looked through her bag. “Damn! I think I forgot batteries!”

“Poo,” said Pullum. “Hey, there are some over there!”

The two girls see two batteries lying next to a black bag. “Goodie!” Jade cried out. “That’s just what I needed.”

They go over to the bag and were just about to grab them when Baraka suddenly came over and snatched them away. “You tried to steal my batteries!”

Pullum looked at him with an innocent face. “Oh, can we have them, please? We’ll do anything.”

Even though Baraka had no skin over his mouth, Jade could’ve sworn that the male Tarkatan was grinning much more than usual. “Did you say anything?”

Pullum smiled seductively. “Yes I did.”

“Good…I want to see you and Jade make out right now!”

The girls’ eyes popped out. “Come again?” Jade asked in confusion.

“You heard me,” Baraka said. “If you want to have my batteries, you two have to make out in front of me.”

Pullum growled at him. “You’ll get yours.” She looked at Jade then. “Let’s get this over with.” ‘It’s better than giving Baraka some…oral persuasion.

It took a moment for the two girls to get close, but once they did, they forced themselves to kiss. After about a few seconds, Baraka suddenly lifted his digital camera up and snapped a picture.

Jade opened her eyes just in time to see the flash and quickly pulled away from Pullum. “You idiot!”

Baraka let out a menacing laugh. “Thanks! Now I got a great picture in my collection!” He then tossed the batteries to the ground and ran off.

Pullum picked up the batteries. “Goodie, we got them!”

“You’ll get yours in due time!” Jade called out not listening to Pullum.

Suddenly, Li Mei called out, “Hey everyone! Let’s go around the campfire and sing songs and tell stories!”

“I got a better idea!” called out Yang. “Let’s roast marshmallows!”

Everyone agreed then and gathered around the large fire. They then grabbed a stick, passed around a bag of marshmallows (with Honda eating a whole bag, but lucky there were many more), then began roasting.

“Ah, this is great,” said Sub-Zero. “Here we are in the middle of nature, sitting around the fire roasting marshmallows.”

“Actually, you’re freezing yours,” mentioned Sektor. Sub-Zero looked down and saw that his marshmallow was frozen due to his grip.

“Dang, I forgot about my warmers.” Sub-Zero placed a instant warmer patch in his gloves and then was able to roast the marshmallows. “That’s better.”

“What’s also great is the night sky,” said Hokuto. “With the bright moon and the shiny stars.”

Demitri grinned then. “And the smell of blood.”

“And actually being calm,” said Ermac.

“The fact that it’s dark all around,” mentioned Kenshi.

“But you’re blind to begin with,” said Nanase.

“I know.”

“I love the smell of burning wood,” Chun-Li said.

“Connecting with nature,” mentioned T-Hawk.

“The smell of food,” said Honda.

“And porn magazines!” cried out Scorpion browsing through a porn magazine.

“Yup, nature is great,” finished off Kitana.

“Water!” cried out Cammy. She then got up and tried jumping into the fire.

“Don’t do that!” cried Li Mei catching her friend. “That’s bad for you.”

“What’s a that?” Cammy asked in confusion.

Suddenly, a small breeze came by and blew the entire fire out.

“Blast!” cried Nightwolf. “I worked so hard to get that fire going.”

“Most of the wood looks burned anyway,” mentioned T-Hawk. “It’s best that we get more firewood.”

“Um, are you sure?” asked a suddenly nervous Lilith. “I mean, it’s all dark out and…”

“It’s not as bad as you think,” said Nightwolf. “Besides, we are in a large group.”

Suddenly, a small crack was heard. Everyone gets nervous with Dan jumping into Blanka’s arms.

“Aroo?” Blanka randomly said.

“Oh jeez it’s only a mouse or something,” said Demitri.

“Demitri, I just heard you squeal like a little girl,” mentioned Dairou.

“Um, I did?”

“Let’s not worry about that,” said T-Hawk. “Right now, we must get more sticks and wood to keep the fire going. Since it’s November, it’s going to get quite cold tonight. We’ll split into three groups. One group will go North, the other will go South, and the other group will stay here to make sure nothing happens to the camp.”

“But how will we decide the groups?” asked Sonya.

“All right,” replied Nightwolf. “I’ll make up the groups and I don’t want anyone complaining because it’ll just be a waste of time. Since T-Hawk and I know the most about everything…we’ll be staying here to keep everything in clear. Blair, Sharon, Ermac, Skullomania, Shadow Geist, Ken, Eliza, Kobra, Sheeva, Pullum, Queen Bee, Hsu Hao, and Shang Tsung…you’re all staying with us.”

“Good,” said a relieved Pullum. “I really hate hiking for gross stuff.”

“Group two…Demitri, Kairi, Morrigan, Kabal, Kira, Charlie, Guile, Sonya, Honda, Nanase, Yang, Baraka, Felicia, Blanka, Bishamon, Hokuto, Area, Makoto, and Lilith…you will all head South. And try not to get yourselves killed.”

“Right!” cried Charlie.

“And the rest of you…Chun-Li, Ryu, Sub-Zero, Dan, Kitana, Jade, Kenshi, Li Mei, Cammy, Frost, Sektor, Scorpion, Ibuki, Dairou, BB Hood, and Havik…you all head North. Be back as soon as possible.”

“Right!” everyone cried out. The two traveling groups soon began their journey.

T-Hawk sighed. “Something tells me things are about to get strange…”

“Don’t worry about it,” said Ken browsing through some items. “Besides, I just found something great in Scorpion’s stash.” He then took out a bunch of cases of various beer.

“Oh my gosh!” cried out a horrified Hsu Hao. “Like, we’re not supposed to have alcohol-”

“Shut up!” Shang Tsung cried out smacking Hsu Hao upside the head. “Besides, it’s about time we had more fun.”

“We’re going to get caught!” exclaimed Eliza. “The cameras are rolling and…”

“Took care of it,” said Ken as he passed everyone a bottle. “I shut off all the cameras while Nightwolf was setting up the groups. I mean, hanging around here and doing this project is not as bad as I thought…but now it’s time to spice things up.”

“Good because we were sick of being calm,” replied Ermac as he opened up his bottle.

T-Hawk sighed to himself. “Okay, fine. I’m quite sure a little drink won’t be such a big deal.”

South Group

The group have spent about fifteen minutes collecting wood and sticks for the fire.

“Okay,” said Demitri looking at everyone. “I think we got enough wood to fire up an entire city. Lead us the way back Blanka!”

Blanka looked out and was very confused. Demitri looked around as well. “Eh, you did remember to leave a trail of marshmallows behind to help us get back, did you.”

“A! (YES!” Blanka cried out.

“Um,” said Honda. “Actually, I got a little hungry…”

“Damn it!” cried Morrigan. “Now we’re lost and are most likely going to die!”

“We’re not going to die!” yelled Bishamon. “That is unless Honda eats us first.”

“I’m not a cannibal!” Honda yelled.

Felicia sighed. “Actually Honda, I recalled a time in 4th grade when we went to the carnival and you ate Charlie after he fell into the cotton candy machine…”

“It was an accident!”

“Let’s forget about Honda’s eating habits right now,” said Guile. “We have to find our way back to camp.”

“Wait!” cried out Nanase. “I see a fire!”

“Great,” said Charlie. “Looks like the other group beat us to the wood collecting.”

“Well what are we waiting for!” cried out Area. “Let’s go!”

The group began heading towards the fire.

North Group

“Good thing you got a flashlight,” said Ibuki.

Sektor scanned the area with a flashlight coming out of his head. “It’s a very handy thing.” Then, the light bulb inside pops and the source of light disappears. “Great, I need to replace that again…”

“Perfect,” said Frost. “Now we’re walking through the dark blindly.”

“Ahem!” exclaimed Kenshi.

“Uh, sorry.”

“So we got lost, Kenshi forgot his sword which would’ve helped us get back, and Sektor has a broken light bulb,” said Dairou. “Honestly, that’s much better than all the other stuff we’ve been through.”

“We should’ve brought a bag of marshmallows with us and left a trail,” suggested Chun-Li.

“I did,” said Ryu. “But when I asked Scorpion to hold them so I can help Chun-Li up from tripping over a log, all the marshmallows melted under his hands.”

“It’s not my fault Ed Boon gave me the power of fire!” Scorpion cried out.

“Hey, where are Havik and BB Hood?” asked a curious Ibuki.

“They probably went to do some weird voodoo stuff,” guessed Frost.

“I’m sure they’ll be fine,” said Sub-Zero. “Let’s keep going.”

Silently, the group began walking forward hoping to find the camp again. After about 11 minutes, they soon reached a gate.

“I don’t remember seeing this!” cried out a nervous Dan. “We’re lost!”

“Don’t get ahead of yourself,” replied Chun-Li.

“I bet it’s a shortcut!” suggested Li Mei.

“No it isn’t,” said Dairou.

“Don’t tell me no you pervert!” Li Mei cried out. “You’re lucky my morning star is back at camp!”

“Um, yeah,” Dairou said nervously.

“Fire!” Cammy cried out. She opened the gate (which revealed a body of water in the distance) and began running inside.

“Cammy wait!” Li Mei cried out and ran after her.

Kitana sighed. “Let’s go follow them.”

Everyone else went through the gates. As they did, a light flashed revealing a sign over the gate that read…Camp Crystal Lake!

Back at camp…

“Easy, sweezie, lemon, peezie,” mumbled Skullomania.

“Woot!” cried out Eliza.

Everyone was lying around one the ground surrounded by countless empty bottles feeling quite buzzed out. They all looked around, wondering what to do next.

“Heeeey,” said Kobra. He tried to sit up, but then he just fell back on his side and rolled over a quarter way. “I was thiiinking…”

“Whaa maaaan?” asked a buzzed out Shadow Geist.

“I wooonder…eh, um….I don’t remeeember…”

“Darn,” mumbled Ermac.

“Sheeeeeeva!” called out Eliza. “I wanna just say that, like, you’re my best friend and I loooooove yooooou!”

“I looove you tooooo!” replied Sheeva.

“Sweeeet,” Shang Tsung said randomly as he looked at the two girls.

“I want more beeeeer,” said Pullum.

Suddenly Hsu Hao jumped up, then stumbled a little. “Let’s do the hokey pokey!”

“Great ideaaa!” cried out Ken as everyone tried getting up.

“Um, I think I’ll dance right hereee,” mumbled Kobra before falling asleep.

“O! O! I’ll lead!” Hsu Hao called out. “You, eh, put your left foot in…” Hsu Hao actually puts his right arm back. Everyone tried to follow, but all end up tumbling over.

“Owie…” said Shadow Geist.

“I’m hot,” said Blair. “Let’s be nakie!”

“Even betta!” replied Ken.

With that, they all miraculously managed to take their clothes off and threw them anywhere. Hsu Hao’s underwear ended up landing on a sleeping Kobra’s head.

“That feels gooood!” cried Sharon.

“This is the best night eva!” said T-Hawk.

Back with the South group.

“We’re almost there!” cried Makoto.

“Wait a minute,” said Kairi. “Did anyone drive a Volkswagon van that looked like it came straight from Woodstock?”

“Eh, I don’t think so,” replied Kira.

“Um, I’m -meow- confused,” said Felicia.

“Hmm,” pondered Demitri. “Then if that’s not out camp, then-”

“Whoa!” someone cried out from behind.

“AAHHH!” everyone cried out and tumbled over one another.

The person behind them looked around in confusion. “Hey man, I was caught by surprise, that’s all.” A deep voice with a bit of a slur said.

“I think we were all caught by surprise,” said Kabal.

“Owe, my spleen,” mumbled Sonya.

Everyone got up except Charlie who was now flat as a pancake.

“Damn, we killed Charlie again,” sighed Demirti.

Then, Nanase looked at the person. It was a man with long graying hair with a beard. He was wearing glasses, old jeans, an old jean jacket, and a tie-dye shirt.

“Wait a minute,” Nanase said. “Aren’t you Leo from That 70’s Show?”

Leo then put his finger up and let out a small hush. “Don’t let the producers hear you. I already know that I’m in the wrong universe.”

“Um, okay.”

“Everything is weird in this universe so it’s no surprise,” said Sonya.

“Say,” Leo said as he began walking forward. “I’m glad you guys are here, ‘cause, like, I really needed some company. It kinda got lonely out here after about a minute.”

“Actually, we have to get going,” said Guile. “We have to try to find our way back to camp and-”

“I’m cold!” Morrigan suddenly cried out.

“But you’re a succubus!” cried Baraka.

“I have my limits.”

“I’m cold too,” whined Area.

“Me too,” said Lilith.

“All right!” cried Demitri. “We’ll stay for a little bit, just to warm up. You guys can be such babies!”

“Yay!” cried Leo.

With that, they gathered around. In the back of each person’s mind, they wondered what could possibly happen with a harmless hippie.

Meanwhile back with the North group…

“Okay,” said Frost with a bit of frustration. “We’ve been searching around for a half hour and there is still no sign of Li Mei and Cammy. For all we know, they probably ran back to camp.”

“Can’t be,” said Scorpion. “They wouldn’t make it back to camp for their lives.”

Sub-Zero glared at him. “Scorpion, you couldn’t make your way out of a paper bag.”

“That was lame Sub,” Scorpion said. A second later, he rubbed the back of his neck nervously. “Well, actually, there was that one time…”

“Wait a minute,” said Ibuki. “This place…it looks familiar…like it was from a movie or something.”

“Let’s not worry about-” Dairou began to say. Suddenly, the ground collapsed beneath his feet and he fell right through a deep, dark hole. Everyone turned towards the hole in surprise.

“DAIROU!” Ibuki cried out bending down towards the hole. “NO! He’s gone!”

“I don’t wanna know where that hole leads to,” said Kitana.

“I’LL SAVE YOU DAIROU!” Ibuki cried out. She then suddenly jumped head first into the hole and disappeared.

“Ibuki!” cried Chun-Li. After a few seconds, she sighed. “Too late…”

“Great,” said Jade.

“IT’S A BOOBIE TRAP!” Dan cried out and hid behind Ryu who just sighed.

“No Dan, it was a freak accident,” suggested Sub-Zero. “I’m pretty sure they’ll be back.”

“But now it’s going to take longer to get out of here,” said Frost.

“Quit complaining Frost,” said Sektor.

“Candy!” Dan suddenly cried. He began running away from the group. Everyone turned around to see the teen in pink running towards a box that said, ‘Candy.’ But then Jade noticed a rope around the box.

“It’s a trap!” she called out.

“Huh,” Dan said in confusion as he stepped over the rope. Suddenly, the roped wrapped around Dan and pulled him up into the tree. “HELP ME!”

“DAN!” everyone called out and ran over to the tree. However, once they reached the tree, Dan was gone.

“Damn it!” cried Chun-Li. “First, Havik and BB Hood disappear, then Li Mei and Cammy ran off, Dairou fell into a hole, Ibuki went after him, and now Dan got pulled up into a tree.”

“One thing is for sure,” Ryu said. “We’re not leaving until we get everyone back.”

“The best thing we should do is start looking,” said Sub-Zero.

“Hey, Sektor’s gone!” cried Kitana.

Everyone looked around and Sektor was nowhere to be seen. The only thing left behind was his flashlight.

“…let’s just search,” Sub-Zero said.

The group began walking further down and closer to a lake. Kitana began looking around then. “Gee, Ibuki was right. This place does look familiar.”

“Let’s not worry about that right now,” said Jade.

As they searched, Scorpion began his scanning. Suddenly, in the distance, he spotted…

“It’s Sub-Zero’s Mom!” Scorpion cried out. Without anyone knowing, the spectre made his way over to the area. However, when he reached out to hug her, he only crashed into a cardboard cutout and fell into a cage which closed. Then, the cage vanished along with Scorpion.

After a bit of searching, everyone regrouped. “Nothing yet,” said Kenshi.

“And it would seem as though Scorpion is missing now,” mentioned Frost.

“He’s probably doing something stupid,” said Sub-Zero. “However, I did notice a cabin just a walk away. Let’s head over there.”

“Okay,” everyone said. And so they headed off…

Back to the South group…

“…so then, like, we were in San Francisco and, like, eh, we were doing some…I don’t remember the rest man…”

Leo was just babbling on about random stuff as the south group sat there bored out of their minds.

“Um, say Leo,” said Kairi. “You have anything else that’s better than your stories?”

“Yeah I do,” Leo said. He then took out a bong that was longer than the average human arm. “I made this from a tree.”

“Eh,” said Area. “I thought hippies were tree-huggers or something.”

“Actually man, that’s just a myth.”

Suddenly a large tree fell just behind them scaring the heck out of everyone.

“Oops, sorry man,” Leo said once everything settled. “I forgot to mention that I made this bong recently.” He then held out the bong. “Wanna try?”

“We don’t do drug, thank you,” said Sonya.

“I’m curious,” said Area. “Lemme try!” She grabbed the bong and began sucking into it.

“NO!” Leo cried out. “That’s not how you do it man!”

“Whoa!” Area cried falling over. Everything began swirling around and turning into coloring random shapes. Meanwhile, Area could’ve sworn that she head psychedelic rock music playing in her head.

Everyone looked at Area a bit worried. “Um, Area, are you okay?” asked Nanase.

“Easy sweezie, lemon peezie,” mumbled Area.

“Oh man,” Leo said. “She’s gonna be high on Mary Jane for quite a while…”

Back with the North Group…

Soon the group reached the house and looked up at it.

“Here we are,” announced Chun-Li. “Now what?”

“We go in,” suggested Sub-Zero. “Hopefully, our friends are in there.”

“You better be right,” said Kenshi.

“Oh no!” cried Jade. “Kitana’s gone!”

Sub-Zero smacked his own forehead. “DAMN IT! For now on, we have to watch each other’s backs!”

“Um, I have a bit of a problem with that request,” Kenshi mentioned.

Sub-Zero sighed. “Okay…Chun-Li, Ryu, watch Kenshi’s back together.”

“Sure,” Ryu answered.

The now-smaller group consisting of Sub-Zero, Chun-Li, Ryu, Kenshi, Frost, and Jade walked slowly inside the house. Once they reached the door…

“I’ll go first,” suggested Jade. Everyone stepped aside and walked inside. However, when she did, a compartment on the floor opened and Jade tumbled inside. A scream was heard until the door closed.

“So much for watching her back,” said Frost.

Sub-Zero sighed. He froze the doors before he and the others walked inside the old, dusty wooden house.

“Better hope this place is not haunted,” said Chun-Li.

“Afraid of ghosts?” asked Frost.

Chun-Li glared at the female ice teen. “You’ve been quite sarcastic since we came here.”

Frost began glaring at her as well. “What’s wrong with that?”

Ryu stepped in between both girls then. “Girls, enough. We have other things to worry about…especially now since Kenshi and Sub-Zero are gone.”

“WHAT!” Frost cried out scanning around. “How did that happen so fast?”

“They got sucked through the ceiling,” Ryu said. “Listen, if we want to find everyone, we have to work together and put our differences aside. Let’s go.”

The girls gave each other a deathly glare before moving on. Ryu lead the way and they walked through the house (which was a one floored out and finding the door to the attic was hard and unsuccessful).

“Damn, we looked everywhere,” Ryu said. “Maybe they’re not there after all.” He turned around to face the girls…and both of them were missing.

“Chun-Li? Frost?” Ryu called out. ‘I figured I was going to be the last person left…’

Suddenly, he found himself being sucked up through the ceiling. He let out a scream until he landed on his side into what looked like an attic.

‘What just happened?’ Ryu asked himself.

Suddenly he heard voices from nearby. He forced himself to get up and made his way around the corner. When he got there, he heard music and a song…

Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day!

It was Havik playing on the guitar singing while everyone sat around and listening to his surprisingly good country voice. They clapped once the music was done.

Havik looked up then. “Ryu, there you are!”

Ryu only sighed and sat down. “Could you care to explain what just happened?”

“I borrowed Tessa’s wand and made everyone come here in my own unique way,” Havik said. “Hopefully it’ll get me an A in the project since I filmed everything.”

“Wonderful,” said a sighing Kitana.

“Oh yeah, and apparently, Havik and Nightwolf had planned this chaos,” mentioned Sub-Zero.

“How did that come to be?” Ryu asked.

“Well,” Havik began. “Miss Rose was really sick of the same videos over and over. So she said she’d give our buddy Nightwolf lifetime supply of Forever Burning Wood, and give me a free trip to Disneyland if we went along with her plan. I was to keep you company and Nightwolf was to keep his group company.”

“So Miss Rose was behind this?” asked Jade.

“Yup,” Havik nodded. “And she also hired some hippie dude she knew from college to entertain the third group.”

“It all makes sense now,” said Cammy.

Everyone looked at Cammy in surprise. Then she said, “Fire hot, water cold!”

“Damn, I thought it was a miracle,” said Sub-Zero.

“Gee, what happened to BB Hood then?” asked Ibuki.

Havik laughed. “She had some personal business to take care of…”

About a mile away…

BB Hood looked around innocently holding on to her picnic basket. A circle of characters holding different weapons surrounded the girl.

“So,” BB Hood said innocently. She looked at each person. “You are…Leatherface, Mike Meyers, Jason Voorhees, Pinhead, the guy from Scream, and Freddy Krueger.”

Leatherface, Mike Meyers, and Jason Voorhees stood there in silence. Pinhead laughed as Freddy lifted his claws up. “That’s right little girl. Welcome to your night-Scream, get off the phone! I hate it when people blabber on their cell phones in the middle of something!”

Scream looked up and immediately closed the flap of his cell phone. “Sorry.”

Freddy looked back at BB Hood. “Now where was I…oh yeah…Welcome to your nightmare!”

“We’ll see about that!” BB Hood cried out. She then took out two machine guns from her basket.

“Uh oh,” said Pinhead.

Back With the South group…

“Wheeeee!” Area cried out while still very high.

“This has to be the more useless part of the fic,” said Guile.

“I did like the part when Area took a whiff of whatever that stuff was,” said Demitri with a chuckle.

“Okay, fine then!” Leo announced a bit mad. “If you’re so bored, then walk about five feet back to your camp!”

Everyone looked up. Just five feet away was their camping ground.

“Don’t you hate it when your looking for something and it’s right in front of you?” asked Kairi.

“Who cares, let’s go back!” cried Nanase. No one gave it a second thought and they all went back to camp.

“Bye man!” cried out Leo. “Don’t forget to drink your milk, eat more vitamins, and do more bong!”

“Well that last part wasn’t such a great message to kids,” said Honda.

It was then that Kelso from the same show came over to Leo. “You stole my van!”

Leo looked at him in confusion. “What are you talking about man?”

“What are YOU talking about?

“No, what are you talking about man.”

Forty minutes later…

“I KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!” Kelso cried out.

Leo looked up in confusion again. “What are you talking about man?”

During that…when the south group returned, the north group returned at the same time. All of them looked on in horror as they all the third group. All of them were drunk, naked, and dancing to the Anawaana dance (barely). Some noticed that Kobra was lying on the ground with the word ‘Loser’ (with the R backwards) written over his forehead.

“Um, I think it’s time for bed,” said Sub-Zero.

“You said it!” cried out Demitri.

“MY STASH!” Scorpion cried out in horror as he saw the empty bottles.

Then BB Hood showed up counting cash in her hands.

“Where did you get that?” asked a curious Yang.

“Let’s just say I kicked arse tonight,” BB Hood said as she went into her tent.

With that, everyone, except for anyone with no clothes on, went into their tents to get some sleep.

The Next morning…

A loud hiss was heard waking everyone up in fright.

“What was that?” asked Chun-Li.

“Let’s see and find out,” said Jade.

Everyone in the tents got out wondering what the hissing sound was. When they did, they found their answers.

“Do you guys have any idea where you are?” asked a furious Nitara.

“What are you doing here Nitara?” asked Kitana.

“You guys realize that you are in my backyard?”

Everyone was confused at first…until they notice a house just twenty feet away.

“Um, oops,” said Demitri. “Funny how we didn’t notice that…”

Ryu sighed. “Get everyone dressed and let’s get out of here…”

A couple of hours later…

Everyone was on their way home now, relieved that the camping trip was over. They were now on the road driven by anyone who wasn’t drunk last night.

Chun-Li looked over at Ken and Eliza quickly as she drove. “Did you two learn a lesson from last night?”

Ken nodded rubbing his head. “Indeed. Never get drunk around a demi-human girl who likes you. Because I woke up next to Sheeva this morning.”

“I told you it was a bad idea,” said Eliza.

“But you woke up next to Hsu Hao,” Ken said making Eliza silent.

“I had fun!” Havik announced. “And don’t worry, I didn’t eat any breakfast burritos before we left.”

“Thank God,” said Ryu. “At least nothing will happen a-LOOK OUT!”

Chun-Li quickly looked over at the road, but it was too late. They ended up running over a very large pothole that almost covered a car. Everyone screamed as their veered off the road and landed into the grassy area that separated the roads.

“Phew, that was close,” said Chun-Li. “Hope the others will notice.”

Suddenly, one by one, all the other 10 cars ran over the pothole and crashed into one another until the last car. Everyone was in shock as they walked out of their vehicles.

“Is everyone all right?” asked Guile. Everyone nodded as Havik fixed his own broken neck.

“That was a big pothole!” cried out Kitana. “The state really should fix that, we could‘ve been killed!”

That was when Ryu looked over at the road going the other direction. On the shoulder, he noticed a couple of orange cones surrounding a fixed pothole the size of a baseball…

Much later that night…

Freddy Krueger jumped into his bed, taking off his hat and infamous claws. “Well, we didn’t win the last fight…but at least I’ll get a good night’s sleep!” He clapped his hands and the lights went out. He tucked himself in and went to bed.

Suddenly, an image of BB Hood appeared before him. Her eyes turned red and she pointed at him. “I will always haunt you in your nightmares! MUAHAHAHA!”

Freddy suddenly shot up from his bed and his girly-scream of terror was heard throughout the neighborhood…

To Chapter 21