“It’s gonna be great!” cried out Guile as he took out a few books from his locker. Surrounding him were Charlie, Kairi, and V. Rosso and they were almost ready for first period, which started in 15 minutes. “With a hot, female teacher as our wrestling coach, our last year of wrestling is going to be worth it.”

“Tell me about it,” said Charlie. “Good thing tryouts are today.”

“So what did you guys do this weekend?” asked Kairi.

“Practicing my Elvis impersonation,” replied V. Rosso. “However, I did hear about competition from Namco High.”

“Um, that’s a bummer I guess,” said Charlie.

That’s when Sonya came by. “Hey boys,” she said.

“Hey,” the guys said as she approached her locker. All four guys suddenly found themselves staring at the purple thong that was peaking out from the top of Sonya’s pants.

As Sonya got her locker opened, Charlie spoke. “Say, I dare someone to pull on Sonya’s thong.”

V. Rosso gulped, remembering a certain incident from last year. “Um, I gotta go!” he cried out before running off.

“Chicken!” cried Kairi.

Guile laughed then. “Then you do it Kairi.”

Kairi looked over at Guile. “Why me?”

Charlie let out a chuckle as well. “Because you were the one staring at her thong on our way to the camping trip.”

Kairi sighed to himself. “Fine fine, but I’ll haunt the both of you if I die.”

“Actually, that’s my job,” Charlie mentioned.

Kairi sighed once again, deciding to give it a try. Hopefully I can get away with it as I thought before…

As Kairi approached behind Sonya with his hand partially extended out. Then, to his surprise, Sonya bent over to pick up a book that was at the bottom of the locker, the thong now more easier to access. And the time it took to straighten herself up, it was either now or never.

Just as he was a few inches from reach, Kairi suddenly felt a kick in his crotch area. “OOF!” he cried out as he eyes bulged out. “What the…”

Sonya straightened herself up and quickly turned around to face Kairi. It turned out that she had back kicked Kairi and landed right where she wanted. She then grabbed him by the shirt and pulled him over. By the evil look in her eyes, it made Kairi full of fear for the first time since he could remember.

“So,” Sonya said. “Thought you could get away with it, huh? Well, let me show you what happens to naughty boys like you!” She then started dragging Kairi towards the girls’ bathroom.

“HELP!” Kairi cried out, hoping that Guile and Charlie were still nearby. However, when he looked over his shoulder moments before being pulled into the bathroom, Guile and Charlie were long gone…

The bell rang for class to begin. Mr. Haggar looked over at everyone. “Okay students, please take out last night’s homework so I can quickly look over them.”

The students did as they were told (except for two students who cursed themselves for forgetting to do their homework). Mr. Haggar walked around the classroom to each student, grading them by how much effort they did on the ten-question assignment. Once he was done, he went back to the front of the classroom.

“All right,” Mr. Haggar said. “Now, before we begin the next lesson, does anyone have any questions?” It was then that Darrius raised his hand. “Yes Morphe-I mean Darrius!”

Darrius put his hand down. “Why have I not done anything except show up at a Halloween party since Chapter One?”

Mr. Haggar. “Because everyone thinks you suck.”

Darrius paused for a moment. “Actually, yes, I do suck.”

“Anyway, are there any more questions before I jump out the window in sorrow because my date with Michelle Chang went horribly wrong because of a crazy cheerleading coach?” Silence hit the room then. “Good, then let’s begin our next lesson today.”

Suddenly, an explosion was heard in the room. Everyone in the classroom quickly turned their heads to where the loud noise came from. Sitting there in shock was Ken Masters, who had smoke sizzling out from his left hand.

Mr. Haggar sighed. “Ken, this is not science class!”

Ken looked up at his teacher. “I know, it was really weird! I had a bottle of coke in my hand and-” Suddenly, Ken looked out the window and noticed Sheeva staring at him with a big grin on her face. Ken immediately let out a girly, agonizing, horrific-like scream.

Then, a set of hands pulled the Sheeva mask off revealing to be Mr. Akuma. Ken looked at him in both fear and relief. Mr. Akuma pointed at Ken. “Behave yourself!” he called out. Then, he sank behind the window and disappeared.

“Now may I start the lesson?” asked Mr. Haggar, hinting a bit of annoyance in his voice.

Still trying to catch his breath, Ken looked over at his teacher. “May I go to the nurse’s office? I think I may have a heart attack…”

As the students waited on line for their food, Honda began whining a little bit. “I wish that this line would go faster. I’m really hungry!”

Hsien-Ko sighed a bit. “Don’t worry Eddie. If you don’t think about it, the line will go much quicker.”

“I know Koko, but I can’t help it! I haven’t eaten anything since breakfast!”

Hsien-Ko sighed to herself. She then looked over and saw a sign that said ‘Meet a special guest on the lunch line today!’ “Hmmm,” she whispered to herself. “I wonder who the special guest is.”

They soon reached the area where the food was served. Hsien-Ko smiled as she saw who was the special guest. It was none other than the well-loved Pillsbury Doughboy!

“You are so cute!” Hsien-Ko said to him. Then, she proceeded to stare at him.

Pillsbury Doughboy smiled, but sighed a little. “Yes, you can do it.”

“Yippie!” Hsien-Ko cried out. She took a finger and poked his stomach gently.

“HOO HOO!” Pillsbury Doughboy cried out, rubbing his tummy. “Nothing says freshness like my-”

Suddenly, Pillsbury Doughboy found himself being lifted in the air. He looked over and saw Honda with his mouth wide opened. “Oh crap!” he cried out. And with that, Honda ate him.

“Finally!” Honda cried out. “I’m sorry, but I just couldn’t wait anymore!”

Hsien-Ko sighed to herself. I swear, his eating habits are getting worse by the minute…

Later on during lunch, Ryu was setting his tray down when he noticed a crowd. Curiosity got to him, so he decided to head over and see what was going on.

“Hey, what’s going on?” Ryu asked no one in particular.

However, Jax turned to him. “Dude, you missed it! Scorpion called Poison a man-whore and now the bully girls are at him!”

Ryu then turned his attention to the girls and Scorpion…

“Why do you have to be such a jerk Scorpion?” asked Nitara.

Scorpion let out an amused laugh. “Um, you’re the one who had sex with me!”

“What are you talking about?” Nitara said. “I never had sex with you.”

“You may think it all you want,” said Poison. “But let’s face facts.” She then turned towards the crowd watching them. “I want everyone to know that even though Scorpion thinks he’s a pimp, none of us would ever dare to actually do it with him!”

“Liar!” Scorpion cried out. “You all want me and you all know it!”

“Forget it Scorp, I’m tired of using you as make-out relief even though I’m a lesbian,” said Sareena.

“Besides,” said Blair. “Whenever I make out with you, I pretend I’m making out with someone like Ryu!”

“Me too!” cried out both Nitara and Poison.

Ryu sighed. “I’m out of here,” he mumbled as he walked away.

“And besides,” said Nitara. “Even guys like Havik has a bigger package than Scorpion!”

Havik, who was watching nearby, suddenly pulled out a large box from behind him which was labeled ‘package.’ “YEAH!” he cried out.

“So it’s official,” said Poison. “Scorpion is more of a loser than Dan. At least Dan is a nice guy.”

“Yahoo!” Dan cried out. “I’m finally popular!”

“Not so fast buddy,” said Blair. “We still don’t like you.”

“Whah!”

“I’m sick of this,” Poison said. “Let’s get going.”

Everyone agreed and the crowd separates. Scorpion stood there with a blank expression on his face. Standing a few feet away was Sub-Zero.

“So,” Sub-Zero said. “After that whole deal, does that mean that you’re actually still a virgin?”

Scorpion sniffed. “Excuse me while I go more out of character than usual…WHAH!” then he ran off.

“There’s nothing wrong with being a virgin!” Sub-Zero cried out. He meant it to make Scorpion feel better, but the snickering that surrounded him didn’t really help much.

Meanwhile, Principal Gen had called Ken down to his office. Ken wasn’t sure what it was, though he had the feeling that it had something to do with the exploding bottle of coke incident in Mr. Haggar’s math class that he couldn’t explain. Principal Gen promised him that it would go fast so then he would be able to return to the Cafeteria.

Ken reached the door that had Gen’s name on it and knocked on it. “Come in!” the principal called out. Ken sighed and opened the door. Gen was sitting in his leather chair.

“Oh good,” Gen said. “I was wondering when you would come. Have a seat.”

Ken immediately sat down and kept himself straight to show a bit of respect. “Mr. Gen, I know it’s been a while-”

“Don’t worry yourself,” Mr. Gen said cutting him off. “I know you only come in my office whenever you get in trouble. However, despite the fact that the authoress of this fic labeled you in this fic as ‘the troublemaker,’ I must say that your discipline this year is quite good and I’m very proud of you.”

“Um, thank you Mr. Gen-”

“However,” the Principal continued. He took out a piece of paper and placed it in front of Ken. “Even if one redeems themselves, their past can still bite them from behind.”

“What do you mean?” Ken said.

“Well, according to your records, you had failed your final History exam last year because you were goofing off during that time. Now I know Dr. Wily was a bit of an oddball, but that wasn’t an excuse to flop the exam. Unfortunately, Capcom-Midway High School requires all students to pass their final exams in order to graduate.”

A bead of sweat was felt on Ken’s head. “Last year…gee Mr. Gen, I really do want to graduate, I was hoping to go to Capcom University in the fall…”

“I know and I understand,” Mr. Gen answered. “Which is why I am offering an option for you.”

Ken leaned forward a bit, ready to hear the option.

“Since you failed only by 10 points, I will raise it to 15 more points if you participate in our wrestling program.”

Ken sighed. “I’m not really a wrestling type…”

“It’s either that, or there is an open spot in the basketball cheerleading squad…”

“Um, wrestling suddenly sounds good!” Ken cried out almost right away.

“Good,” Mr. Gen said. “Now run along before you miss lunch.”

Ken nodded, thanked him, and left the office. Wrestling…now how bad could it really be?

Mr. Shunjinko placed his planner down on his desk and opened it up to the page he marked with a piece of paper. “Okay students, today we’ll be discussing the Cold War.” It was then that Cammy raised her hand. “Yes Cammy…?”

“Cold means hot!” she cried out.

Mr. Shunjinko sighed to himself. “Cammy, don’t mind me asking, but how did you get this far in school?”

“We’ve asked ourselves that question for years,” said Guy.

“Let us continue,” Mr. Shunjinko insisted. “Now, as most of you may have heard, the Cold War was started because of the economic and ideological struggle that came after the second World War between former Soviet Union, now Russia, and the United States. The Cold War lasted from 1947 until 1991.”

Rena raised her hand and was called upon. “Why such a thing lasted for so long?”

“Because my dear,” Mr. Shunjinko said. “Grudges could last a very long time. However, what I just told you about the Cold War was only what you saw in your books. Actually, I was the fool who started the Cold War…”

1944...

A young Shunjinko showed up at an icy area with a truckload of monkeys.

“Run, be free!” he cried out as the monkeys were released. “Never will you have to deal with the cruel world ever again!”

Three years later…

The leader of the Soviet Union shows up at the leader of the US’s office. “How could you do such a thing!”

The US leader looked up in confusion. “What are you talking about?”

“There are monkeys all over my country! Yes, they are harmless, but they are disturbing the peace! And I know for a fact that these monkeys came from your country!”

“I don’t know what you are talking about!” The US leader then turned to his guard. “Shunjinko, do you know anything about this?”

Shunjinko shifted his eyes back and forth as he remembered three years ago. “Um, no…”

The Soviet Union leader pointed at the US leader. “Now we must spend millions to get these monkeys to go South! How could you do such a thing? You were my best friend! I never want to speak to you again!” He then stormed out of the office.

“Wait!” the US leader cried out, but it was too late...

Back to Present Day…

“Sadly, the two leaders would never make up from that fight,” Mr. Shunjinko explained. “Which would cause tension between the two countries by their associates. They died since then and other people had to pick up the slack. The good news is, Russia and the United States are very good friends once again.”

“Um, no offense but that was stupid,” said Mavado. “First off, how were you there? Second, what do monkeys have to do with the Cold War? Third, there was more to it than-”

“Silence,” Mr. Shunjinko said. “I am the teacher, therefore what I teach is true and will be on your winter finals!”

Everyone grumbled at the sound of ‘finals.’

“However, I have good news,” Mr. Shunjinko said.

“You just saved a bunch of money on you car insurance by switching to Geico?” asked Kung Lao randomly.

“That too, but something else,” Mr. Shunjinko said. “I am happy to announce that some time after Thanksgiving, every senior who takes History class will have the opportunity to attend a field trip to Washington, DC. There, you will learn the history of our politics and will have to write a report on it. I know you all hate reports, but the bright side is, you will be out of school for the day.”

“Yay!” everyone cried out.

“Brings guests if they would like extra credit,” Mr. Shunjinko said. “Now, let’s continue on our lessons…”

As the final classes of the day were constructed in the classrooms, Principal Gen decided to take a stroll around the hallways in hopes to catching any trouble makers. Aside from some one-foot gnome hiding out in one of the bookshelves in the office, today was rather quite a normal day for once.

As he passed a small hallway, a door opened and Mr. Hotaru came out from the classroom he was teaching in. “It’s good to see you Mr. Gen,” the Criminal Justice teacher said.

“Hello Mr. Hotaru,” Mr. Gen replied. “How was your day?”

“Pretty good if you ask me. Could you do me a favor and watch over my class? I just can’t wait anymore, I have to go peeps!”

Mr. Gen cocked an eyebrow at the mention of the last word in the sentence. “Um, sure, just be quick.”

“Right!” And with that, Mr. Hotaru ran down the hallway in hopes of making it to the bathroom. Mr. Gen sighed and approached the classroom.

Mr. Gen didn’t get two feet into the room when he stopped in his tracks and looked at the classroom, unsure of how to react. All of the students were either caged, chained, hung from their feet or hands from the ceiling, or tied up on their chairs.

I knew Mr. Hotaru was strict on his students, but this is just weird! Mr. Gen thought.

“HI MR. GEN!” a happy female voice called out. Mr. Gen looked at the front row of the classroom. In the middle, Li Mei smiled and waved at him with excitement, apparently unaware of the situation surrounding her.

“Um, I should go,” Mr. Gen said. And without another thought, the Principal ran out of the room.

Ken showed up in the gymnasium, where the wrestling tryouts were going to take place. Also waiting there was T-Hawk, Guile, Charlie, Bison, Sagat, Bo’ Rai Cho, Hsu Hao, and Honda. Ken was very surprised when he noticed Havik in the crowd.

“Hey Havik,” said Ken. “You’re trying out for wrestling?”

“Yeah,” said Havik. “Stupid one less credit crap from Dr. Wily…”

“Tell me about it,” Ken said.

Suddenly, Kobra came out of nowhere and ran over to Ken. “Yay, you’re here! I knew joining the team was a good idea, because now I can be just like Ken!”

Ken grumbled to himself, wondering if things could get any worse.

Suddenly, Mr. Zangief came out and stood in front of everyone. “Good afternoon wittle students!”

Everyone looked at him in confusion. “Um,” said Guile. “I thought Miss Mika was going to coach…”

“She no wanna do it this year,” Mr. Zangief said. “Instead, me will be coaching! Besides, me not in fic in quite some time.”

Those hoping to see Miss Mika sighed in disappointment. ‘Well,’ Ken thought. ‘It can’t be all that bad…’

“KEEEEN!” someone cried out. Ken turned his head and saw Sheeva (the real one this time) sitting right next to him.

“But isn’t this all boys?” Ken asked high-pitched.

“Sheeva very best in wrestling,” said Mr. Zangief. “Very valuable I hear.”

‘What have I gotten myself into?’ Ken thought in agony. He knew he couldn’t back out of this now, now with his credits for graduation on the line.

“Now, all of you on team now,” Mr. Zangief said, pretty much saying that everyone in the room made the cut. “First game after Thanksgiving. Let us wrestle!”

Everyone grumbled as they got up and headed towards the mats. To Ken, he hoped that this season would go by fast.

‘Glad school is over for the day,’ said Dairou as he made his way to his house after being dropped off by the school bus.

He knew that he had some homework to get to once he got home. He was the type who would do his homework right after he got home from school.

‘Let’s see,’ Dairou’s thoughts continued. ‘I have assignments from three classes; math, health, and English.’

He cringed at the thought of his math homework. Math was his least favorite subject of all school subjects. Though he was able to pass his math classes every year, it was a still a hard subject for him. For now, he’ll just take care of his other two class assignments and deal with math later…

Dairou soon reached his house. As he passed the maple tree that was in front of his house, someone suddenly fell from the tree and landed on the grass with an ‘oof!’ Dairou was a bit confused for a moment. Then, the person looked up, revealing who it was.

“Ibuki?” Dairou asked a bit confused.

Ibuki’s eyes widened in shock and her cheeks immediately turned red. It came to Dairou then…she was in the tree in front of his house because she liked him as more than a friend. As a matter of fact, he had always admitted to himself for quite some time that he liked her too, he just never gave it much of a thought as he used to.

Dairou decided to break the silence between the two then. “Um, what are you doing here?”

‘I was ‘practicing’ my ninjitsu when I accidentally fell out of the tree,’ was the first excuse Ibuki came up with. However, completely different came out of her mouth. “I, eh, was looking for me, eh, eh….squirrel!” ‘You’re an idiot!’ Ibuki thought shamefully.

An idea came to Dairou then. He put a hand out to her, indicating that he would help her up to her feet. “You’re good at math, aren’t you?”

Ibuki smiled a bit. She took his hand and pulled herself up to her feet. “Yeah. You need help or anything?”

“Definitely,” Dairou replied. “I can never figure out fractions.”

“I’m good with fractions,” Ibuki said. “You definitely found the right person to help you.”

Dairou smirked a bit. “Indeed. Come inside.”

Ibuki’s heart leapt with excitement. This was the first time that she would be able to go in Dairou’s house. The exciting thoughts of being inside his house took over the fact that Dairou was now a few feet ahead of her. She shook her head quickly and followed him inside.