His very own Halloween party!

And remember folks, Scorpion’s Dad is married to Sub-Zero’s Mom!

“NO! My Mom is not here!” cried out Sub-Zero who was dressed as…Popsicle courtesy of Frost who was dressed as a Popsicle as well.

“Well poo on you!” cried Scorpion who was dressed as 70’s style pimp. “At least I’m not dressed in a similar costume as my girlfriend.”

Frost narrowed her eyes at him. “You don’t even have a girlfriend!”

“And proud of it!”

Soon, everyone began arriving to the party. Scorpion almost wet his pants laughing when he saw Ryu and Chun-Li. Both were dressed as Mickey and Minnie Mouse…tights and everything.

“Chun-Li,” said Ryu scratching his fake whiskers. “Why did we have to go as-”

“But you agreed to it,” said Chun-Li with a smile. “Come on, let’s go get some margaritas.”

Ryu sighed to himself. Why did she force me into this?

Suddenly, Demitri came up to them dressed up as Dracula. “HAHAHAHA! Ryu is dressed up as Mickey Mouse and is wearing tight black stockings!”

Ryu only glared at him. Then, they both turned around and saw Vega dressed up as Marilyn Monroe.

“Hi Ryu,” said Vega.

“AH!” both Ryu and Demitri cried out. Ryu grabbed Chun-Li and they made a run for it. As they did, they ran past Sareena who was dressed as a porn star.

“She’s so cute when she’s pulled like that,” said Sareena.

Then, Chun-Li’s friends Kitana, Pullum, Queen Bee, Jade, and Eliza showed up. Kitana came as Cleopatra, Jade was dressed as a female Leprechaun, Queen Bee came as the Queen from Snow White, Eliza was a female rock star, and Pullum was a supermodel.

“We look so fabulous,” said Pullum. “Even if Scorpion is an idiot, he does throw the best parties.”

“Yup,” the other girls agreed.

Then, Ken came up from behind Eliza dressed as a stereotypical rock star. “Hey there Eliza.”

Eliza turned around and saw Ken. “There you are. I was wondering where you were.”

“Shall we dance?”

Eliza smiled. “Of course.”

They linked arms and headed by the stereo to dance.

Then, the male bullies came to the party. Bison was dressed as an actual bison, Sagat was dressed as a tiger, Baraka came as a dentist, Shadowgeist came as himself, Mavado was a Mafia guy, Shang Tsung was a genie, Quan-Chi came as a ballerina (no surprise), and Hsu Hao came as a…green teletubby.

“Hey!” cried Baraka. “I thought them teletubbies were dead!”

“No they’re not!” cried Hsu Hao. “They are well and alive! O! I hope someone is dressed as one as well!”

Then Mavado slapped Hsu Hao upside the head forcing him to let out a cry. “You moron! Only an idiot like you would dress like that…and don’t think you get a freebie, Quan-Chi!”

“Whah!” Quan-Chi cried.

Then the female bullies came in. Karin was dressed as a cheerleader, Morrigan was dressed as a playboy bunny, Tanya was dressed as a sexy, evil bumblebee, Mileena was an Arabian belly dancer, Kira was Ariel the Little Mermaid, Blair was a wrestler, and Sharon was dressed as the red-head of Charlie’s Angels. Along with them are Nitara as the brunette Charlie’s Angel, and Poison as the blonde Charlie’s Angel.

“Thanks for letting us ride in your bettle Hugo,” said Sharon.

“You’re welcome,” said Hugo who was oddly dressed as Alvin the Chipmunk.

“Now, let’s go crash the party for the popular girls,” said Tanya.

Then, they were approached by Liu Kang, Kung Lao, and Bo’ Rai Cho. Liu was dressed as the Budweiser frog, Kung Lao was a beer bottle, and Bo’ Rai Cho was a beer can.

“Helloooooo!” cried Kung Lao, obviously drunk with the other two.

“Wanna daaaaaaance,” said Bo’ Rai Cho dancing horribly.

“EWWWWW!” the girls cried out. Then, the moment Hugo took a step forward, the two made a run for it with girlish screams.

More of the jocks came to the party. Charlie was dressed as a Zombie, Guile was a soldier, Kairi came as a Chip-n-dale dancer (in a body suit), Jax came as Mr. T, Rolento came as Jon Claude Van Damme, and V. Rosso came as Elvis. Along with them was Sonya who was dressed as an army girl.

“Hey Rosso,” said Rolento. “I haven’t seen you since Chapter One.”

“I’ve been around,” replied V. Rosso.

“Let’s get the party started!” cried Jax already having a beer.

Then Johnny Cage came up to them, who was dressed up as Arnold Swartzernegger (sp?). “Hey there Sonnie, wanna dance?” He showed off his cocky grin once again.

“In your dreams,” Sonya replied rolling her eyes.

“You know you wanna!”

“I know one thing I want to do.” He quickly kicked him in the nuts forcing him on the ground in pain.

“I hate to say I told you,” said Kairi.

Honda and Hsien-Ko came passing by to get some drinks. Honda was dressed as a sumo wrestler and Hsien-Ko was dressed as a pink bunny.

“This is going to be so much fun Eddie,” said Hsien-Ko. “I wonder what kind of chaos will be in store.”

“We’ll have to see Koko,” replied Honda.

A few other guys came into the party then. Sean was dressed as Dennis Rodman, Fei-Long came as Bruce Lee, Yun and Yang came as surfers, Skullomania came as Spiderman, Kabal came as himself, Darrius came as Morpheus from The Matrix, T-Hawk came as a hawk, Nightwolf came as a wolf, and Rain came as The Artist Formerly Known As Prince.

“Rain, why did you come dressing as…you know?” asked a curious Kabal.

“Because we’re going to party like it’s 1999!” cried out Rain.

“Eh, Rain,” said Nightwolf. “First off, that was lame. Second, it’s 2005, which means 1999 has already passed.”

Rain looked at them for a moment before sighing. “Darn.”

Then Tessa came up to Yun and Yang dressed up as the Good Witch from Wizard of Oz. “Hello boys, enjoying the party?”

Although upon hearing her speak, the two became starry-eyed and started drooling.

Suddenly, Adon popped in dressed up as the Phantom…poorly down, the entire costume falling apart.

“Nice try Adon,” said Fei-Long. “Even if you were the actual Phantom, you would be more of a flop than the play itself.”

“Shut up!” cried Adon. “I’ll always make a better Phantom! ALWAYS!”

A few more people came to the party. Guy was dressed as a ninja, Rena was dressed as a fairy, and Cody was dressed as a cowboy.

“Too bad Maki went trick-or-treating,” said Guy. “Who was she dressed as anyways?”

“Beats me, but she said it was going to be a surprise,” replied Rena.

Suddenly, Kobra came by them dressed up as…Ken Masters.

Cody looked at him oddly. “Eh, Kobra, why are you dressed up as Ken?”

“Because I want to be Ken when I grow up!” cried out Kobra. Then he ran off.

“That was disturbing,” said Guy.

The rest of the demi-humans came to the party next. Sheeva was a cheerleader, Reptile was a Prince, and Khameleon was a Princess.

“We made it,” said Khameleon.

‘Where is Scorpion’s collection of porn magazines?’ thought Reptile.

“I’m gonna go find my big Keeen and dance with him!” cried Sheeva as she ran off.

Noob and Ermac entered the house then. Noob was dressed as Grim Reaper and Ermac was in a straight jacket.

“Parties are such a pain,” said Noob.

“SHUT UP!” cried a crazed Ermac.

Noob sighed. “Must you actually be insane? Insanity is such a pain.”

Then, the samurai group came to the party. Kenshi was dressed as a Mummy, Ibuki was dressed as a ninja, Dairou was dressed as the main guy from Last Samurai, Sodom was dressed as a monk, Bishamon was dressed as a samurai, and Hokuto was dressed as an angel.

“That costume suits you well Kenshi,” said Hokuto.

“You know,” answered Kenshi. “I was going to be a doctor until I reached the bandages…”

“At least you’re not dressed up as Tom Cruise,” said Bishamon looking at Dairou.

“I AM NOT DRESSED AS TOM CRUISE! I AM THE LAST SAMURAI!”

“Sure you are.”

“Warai!” cried Sodom randomly.

As the party began to really start, Sub-Zero finally spotted Smoke, Sektor, and Cyrax and went up to them. “There you two are. Where were you?”

Sektor, who was dressed as Predator, said, “Thank Smoke for that one. He stole woman’s high heels on the way over here.”

Smoke, who was dressed as a robber looked down at his feet, wearing woman’s high heels. “No I’m not!”

Sub-Zero looked at Cyrax then, who was dressed up as Darth Vadar and making the breathing noises. “…why am I not surprised?”

“BOO!” someone cried from behind. All four turned around and saw Havik, who was literally a skeleton with only his eyes remaining.

“AAAAH!” cried all four.

Havik laughed along with BB Hood who was nearby and came to the party as herself. “Isn’t this original or what!” asked Havik.

“Well, other than the fact that they’re actually your bones,” said Sektor. “…Not really.”

“Look!” cried BB Hood. “There’s a graveyard in the backyard and a real one!”

“All right!” screamed Havik. “Let’s go there and create more chaos!” Then the two ran into the backyard.

“Um, Sub,” said Cyrax who scarily sounds exactly like Vadar. “Why do you have a graveyard in your backyard?”

Sub-Zero sighed. “You have to ask Scorpion’s Dad about that one.”

While the party was going on, a few other people were going trick or treating. These people are Elena, who was a ballerina, Sakura who was a flower, Lilith who was a pink version of a playboy bunny, Juli as Juni, Juni as Juli, Nanase as a mouse, Makoto as a unicorn, and Area as a robot. Along with them are Dan, Felicia, and Blanka. Felicia was dressed as a school girl, Blanka was dressed as a human, and Dan was dressed as a cow. There was also Maki, who was dressed as…a donkey.

“All right!” cried Makoto. “Let’s look for hot guys!”

“Um,” said Dan. “Aren’t we going trick-or-treating?”

“We are,” replied Sakura. “But we’re also looking for hot guys too.”

“You’re so cold,” Dan said.

“Let’s go to that house,” suggested Elena pointing at a nice house nearby. The group agreed to it and they approached the house. Lilith knocked on the door and then they waited.

“Do you think it’ll be a hot guy?” asked Area.

“Can’t we not just think about-” Felicia began but before she could finished her sentence, the door opened revealing Maxi from Namco High.

“Happy Hallo-” Maxi started to say.

“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!” all the girls (except Felicia) cried out before they toppled on top of them and began giving him smooches.

“AH! HELP! I’M GONNA DIE!”

Felicia sighed. “Well, at least I have my Blanka.” She hugged Blanka and gave him a peck on the cheek.

“Aroo,” Blanka said with a blush.

“Whah,” said Dan. “I’m a lonely man.”

Back at the party

Li Mei and Cammy were the last ones to show up at the party. Cammy came as herself and Li Mei was randomly wearing a bikini.

“This is going to be such a fun party!” cried Li Mei.

“What’s a party?” asked Cammy.

“Oh Cammy, you are so silly, tee hee.”

Then, Jax and Rolento noticed Li Mei and approached her. “Hi Li Mei,” said Jax. “Nice costume.”

“Don’t tell me I have a nice costume pervert!” Li Mei took out her melon, and, well, you know the deal but this will be written down anyway…

BOINK!

Both Jax and Rolento are knocked to the floor. “Women are so confusing,” muttered Rolento.

“Now,” continued Li Mei. “Let’s have some beer!”

“YAY!” cried Cammy but then she stopped. “What’s a deer?”

In the kitchen, a famous game known as bobbling for apples was about to begin.

“All right everyone,” said Scorpion. “Let’s bobble for apples.” He was about to reach for a bowl containing the apples to dump in the pot filled with water…but the apples are gone.

“Okay, who stole the apples?” said Sub-Zero, specifically looking at Smoke.

Smoke looked around with apple breathe in his mouth. “What? I don’t even like apples!”

In another room, Frost is passing out a card to everyone containing a single word on it.

“Here’s the game,” Frost said. “You each have a card containing a word in it. From there, you must make up one sentence about it and it MUST be creepy. Starting with me, we’ll be going around the room to the right and we’ll each tell a one-sentence story. Once we reach me again, we’ll switch the cards and so on until we get tired of it.”

“That sounds like fun!” cried Sheeva who was squeezing Ken to death.

“H…elp,” said Ken. Eliza was next to them and all she did was let out a sigh.

Frost sat down and saw the word ‘eyes’ on her card. “Hmm, okay…The maid served the wife some soup, which, unknown to her, contained her husband’s eyes. Eliza, you’re next.”

“Hey!” cried Hsu Hao. “That was two sentences!”

“Just shut up,” replied Mavado.

Eliza read her card which contained the word, ‘guts.’ “Eh…The girl wanted to rip the guts out of the demi-human’s body.”

“That was wicked,” said Sheeva with a smile.

Ken was next. “Help, I’m choking to death.” Ironically, his card said, ‘death.’

Next up was Sheeva. “My word is darkness. Let’s see…The darkness took over the girl who was in love with a man in love with a demi-human! WHEE!”

Frost sighed. “Mileena, you’re next.”

Mileena growled because she had the word ‘teeth.’ “Eh, this should explain it.” She unveiled her face revealing her Tarkatan teeth and braces. Unfortunately to her, spinach was stuck between them from her dinner.

“AAAAAAAHHH!” cried everyone.

“Oh like you never had bad teeth as kids!” Mileena cried out putting her veil back on.

Next up was Kenshi who had the card in his hand. “Now, how do you expect me to read this?”

Ibuki looked at the card and then quickly whispered in his ear. “Thanks Ibuki.”

The game continued for another hour until everyone got bored of it.

Back Outside

The nerdy girls, Felicia, Blanka, and Dan finished going around the neighborhood.

“Poo, we only got jawbreakers from that old man,” said Dan.

“That’s because these girls were too busy smooching every ‘hot’ guy that came to the door,” said Felicia. “Which oddly happened to be all but one house in this neighborhood.”

“You know,” said Makoto. “We could always go into another neighborhood.”

“I’m tired,” said Sakura. “Let’s just go to bed for the night.”

Then, a man came walking down the street dressed as a ghost.

“GRRR!” cried Blanka. “E! Ah! O! (Mailman!)!”

“Uh oh,” said Felicia.

Blanka let out one more growl and began chasing after the mailman.

“NOT AGAIN!” the mailman cried out. He began running off while Blanka chased after him. His friends looked on oddly.

“Let’s go to Area’s house and have a tea party!”

“YAY!” everyone cried out before leaving the area.

Back To the Party

“I’m surprised,” said Sub-Zero to Frost. “No one got really drunk this time around.”

“I think the authoress realized that was too predictable,” replied Frost.

“Yeah, yeah.”

Sektor heard what she said. “You said it, I feel it too.”

Cyrax spoke next. “May the force be…hey, my voice is back to normal.”

Soon everyone began to notice the breeze as well.

“What the heck is going on?” asked a confused Kenshi.

That’s when everyone stopped and finally looked at each other. Every single person were only in their undergarments. Of all the guys, Guile was the only one in his whitie tighties.

Outside an elderly couple were passing by the house.

“Isn’t it such a lovely Halloween dear,” said the old woman.

“Indeed it is honey,” answered the old man.

Suddenly, they hear screams from inside the house, following by a bunch of screaming in horror as they ran out of the house in their undergarments and ran in different directions. The couple watched until there was no one left.

“Nothing ever changes in this neighborhood,” said the old woman.

“Yup,” replied the old man.

In the ‘graveyard,’ Havik and BB Hood are dancing with the undead as Smoke is drinking a bottle of Corona surrounded by everyone’s costumes.

“99 bottles of beer on the wall,” Smoke sang.

Inside the house, Scorpion and Sub-Zero are standing around in their boxers shocked by what just happened.

“WHEE!” cried Scorpion. “That was fun!”

‘I’ll kill Smoke when I get a chance,’ thought Sub-Zero.

Then, Sub-Zero’s Mom came home from her own trick-or-treating carrying more candy than a factory. “Hello boys! Did you have fun tonight?”

“Yes we did ma’am,” Scorpion replied. “Say, where’s Dad?”

“Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. Scorpion, you’re Dad went back to the Netherealm. We decided that it wasn’t working, so we divorced.”

A big grin came upon Scorpion’s face. As for Sub-Zero, he fell to his knees, knowing that things will turn for the worse for him…

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”