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Chapter 15

Dan: (Singing) The wheels on the bus going round and round, round and round, round and...

Scorpion takes a broom from the back of the bus and smacks Dan upside the head with it.

Dan: OWE!! What was that for?

Scorpion narrows his eyes.

Fei-Long: I think he’s trying to tell you to stop singing.

Dan: Oh. Wah! But he didn’t have to hit me!

Mr. Haggar’s class and Mr. Eagle’s class were on their way to the National Zoo for their field trip.

Kenshi: *Sniff* Eww! I smell something nasty! *Sniff*

Ken: What is it? Is it poop?

Kenshi: *Sniff* Kind of. *Sniff* and B.O. *Sniff* and beer!

Guile: Liu Kang, do you have beer on you? Kenshi can smell beer somewhere.

Liu only sits there with a goofy grin on his face. He also stares at Kitana who turns around and sees him staring at her.

Kitana: (a bit annoyed) What?

Liu winks at her. Kitana rolls her eyes and turns away from him.

The bus stops. Everyone looks out the window and sees the zoo.

Felicia: Wow! *Meow* It’s so big!

Hsien-Ko: (holds up a camera) I can’t wait to take pictures!

Suddenly, they see somebody jump back and forth all over the bus. When the person lands in the middle of the aisle, everyone growls as they see Adon.

Adon: (with his annoying voice) Yeah! We’re at the zoo!

Sonya: (looks at Jax) Couldn’t we have just left Adon behind?

Scorpion takes the broom again and smacks Adon upside the head with it.

Adon: Owe! Who did that?!

Guile: (trying not to laugh) Hey Scorpion, how about you bring that broom with you to the zoo, just incase more annoying people come along.

Scorpion nods.

Mr. Eagle: Okay kidz, we’ll be getting off the bus and…

All of the kidz run off the bus running over Mr. Eagle.

Mr. Eagle: Owe.

The gates were locked when the two classes reach them. A guard stands in front of it.

Guard: Okay children, before I let you in, I have to tell you all of the rules.

Classes: Grrrrrr!!!!

Guard: No running, no feeding the animals, no skateboarding…

Yun: Oh man!

Guard: ...no fighting, no video cameras, no spitting…

A half hour later…

Guard: …no swimming, no yelling at the animals, and finally, NO weapons! (Looks at Scorpion)

Scorpion immediately starts sweeping the sidewalk with the broom.

Guard: Awe, how nice of you to sweep the zoo. Well, have fun (opens gates).

Everyone walks through the gates. Mr. Haggar and Mr. Eagle follow them.

Mr. Haggar: Hey, um, Mr. Eagle, how about we let the kidz go off and look around the zoo.

Mr. Eagle: Good idea.

Mr. Haggar: I have some beer too. I need it after last night’s meeting.

Mr. Eagle: Yeah, you smell like poop.

Mr. Haggar: And you smell like B.O.

Mr. Eagle: Har, har.

Meanwhile…

The kidz look around the zoo.

Chun-Li: Look at all of these animals, Ryu.

Ryu: Yeah, they’re pretty cool.

Elena: Look Scorpion! Pandas! (Turns to him) How come you’re carrying a broom?

Sean: (Walks over to them) Hey Elena!

Elena: Hi Sean!

Scorpion smacks Sean in the head with the broom.

Sean: Owe! What was that for?

Guile: I got a feeling that Scorpion has found his new favorite toy.

Jax: Look over there! It’s Steve Irwin!

Cammy: Steve who?

Charlie: The Crocodile Hunter!

Guy: Let’s go see him.

Some of the kidz walk over to where Steve Irwin is doing a demonstration in front of a small crowd with a ton of animals.

Steve Irwin: (In Australian accent) Okay, now this African monkey has the ability to bite right down to the bone. In order to avoid that, you must move as cautiously as possible.

Kenshi: Why do I have a bad feeling about this? And why do I feel wrapped up all of a sudden?

Everyone turns around and nearly scream as they see an Anaconda wrapped around his entire body except for his head. Steve Irwin sees this and walks over to him.

Steve Irwin: Don’t you worry, mate, as long as you don’t move, the Anaconda will not hurt you.

Kenshi: *Cough* *Gasp* That won’t be a problem.

The Anaconda sees Steve and jumps at him letting go of Kenshi.

Steve Irwin: Crikey! He’s attacking me!

Jax: Let’s get out of here!

The kidz leave.

Kenshi: That’s weird…Felicia’s not bothering me!

Sub-Zero: I hate to break it to you, but I think I know why.

Everyone turns to where Sub-Zero is pointing. They see Felicia being dragged by two zookeepers.

Felicia: Let go of *meow* me! I’m not an *meow* animal!

Zookeeper #1: We’ve been looking all over for you, Macy!

Felicia: My name is not *meow* Macy!

Zookeeper #2: Don’t worry, you’ll be back in your cage in no time.

Felicia: *MEOW!!* HELP!!

Then they disappear.

Blanka: Woo, oo, ah, oh, eh?

Everyone: ???

Dan: He said, ‘What are we going to do?’

Yang: I guess we have another person to save.

Skullomania: Yes we do!

Rolento: Not again!

Skullomania: If we saved Scorpion, we can save Felicia! We can fly in the air, we can walk through walls! Let’s go! It’s Skullomania to the rescue!

Skullomania begins running towards a brick wall. Instead of running through it, he runs right into it. Then he falls back.

Skullomania: Owe.

Ken: Skull, you can’t fly, which also means that you CAN’T RUN THROUGH WALLS!!!!

Guile: All right, enough of this kidz stuff.

Ryu: One problem Guile...WE ARE KIDZ!!!!!!!!

Guile: …oh whatever! Let’s just try to save Felicia.

Everyone: Yeah!

They end up splitting into four groups. Guile, Charlie, Scorpion, Elena, and Sean go West, Ken, Ryu, Blanka, Chun-Li, and Sub-Zero go East, Kenshi, Skullomania, Jax, Yang, and Ibuki go North, and Yun, Dan, Cammy, Sonya, and Rolento go South.

South group…

Rolento: Dan, why do you have to follow us?

Dan: ‘Cause I’m your buddy!

Yun: Um, yeah. So where should we start?

???: Hi ya!

Everyone growls as they turn around and see Adon with his weird grin.

Adon: I heard you guys are going to save Felicia! I wanna help!

Sonya: Adon, we don’t need another idiot in our group.

Dan: Who’s the other idiot?

Yun: *sigh* Thanks for the offer, Adon, but we have enough help.

Cammy: Yeah…I think.

Adon: Oh come on! Then what, you’re going to invite Sagat to help? We were best friends back in the day.

A cloud appears above Adon’s head. An image of him and Sagat at age 5 holding hands and running through a field of flowers plays on the cloud.

Adon: But now he’s a big meanie hanging out with that buffalo Bison!

Bison: (From thirty-feet away) I heard that!

Adon: And with one other idiot with you guys, I’d say count me in!

Rolento: Fine, you can come with us (Just to shut up!), as long as you shut up.

Adon: (jumps in the air and takes off his Muay Thai rim thingy on his head) YEAH!

They begin walking again.

North Group…

Kenshi, Skullomania, Jax, Yang, and Ibuki search through the zoo.

Yang: Kenshi, do you think you can smell where Felicia is?

Kenshi: The buffalo crap is so strong, I don’t think it’s possible.

Skullomania: What about your telekinetic powers?

Kenshi: I’ll try.

Kenshi puts his hands out. Instead of Felicia, a sheep floats towards him and knocks him down to the ground.

Kenshi: Um, that’s impossible too.

Sheep: Baaahhh!!!! (Gets up and walks away)

Kenshi: That’s the second animal that attacked me today!

Jax: Don’t worry about it. Let’s search around.

As everyone walks, Ibuki notices Skullomania staring at her.

Ibuki: What is it, Skull?

Skullomania: I’m trying to use my x-ray vision.

Ibuki: What are you trying to see?

Skullomania: What’s under your shirt…O_O Oops.

Nearby, six camels are eating their hey peacefully. Then, they look up when they hear screaming, then watched as Skullomania is thrown into the camel farm and into a big bucket.

Skullomania: (Looks at sign that says ‘Camel Spit’) Phew! Glad this bucket is empty.

All six camels then spit right towards him and land all over him.

Skullomania: -_- Great.

West Group…

Charlie: Where do you think Felicia could be?

Elena: This park is so big, she could be anywhere.

Sean: Well, she thinks that she is a cat, so maybe they put her where the tigers and lions are.

Guile: You know what I just thought…if there’s an animal missing, then where is it?

Suddenly, a giant white tiger jumps out from the bushes. Sitting on top of it is Sagat.

Sagat: Yee haw! Run like the wind, Macy!

Then, the tiger jumps into the next set of bushes.

Charlie: Is it me or does Sagat get stranger and stranger?

Guile: Oh well, let’s go.

Elena: Um, where’s Scorpion?

Then, the group hears a commotion nearby. They turn around and see Scorpion chasing Bison with his broom.

Bison: Stop it! Stop it!

Guile: Sonic boom!

A boomerang-like energy comes out of Guile and hits Scorpion knocking him down. Bison runs off.

Charlie: Let’s go Scorpion, we still have to look for Felicia.

Scorpion gets up taking the broom with him.

East Group…

Ryu, Chun-Li, Ken, Sub-Zero, and Blanka walk through the darkest area of the zoo.

Ken: Ooo! We’re walking through the darkest area of the zoo.

Chun-Li: Shut up Ken! This place is scary!

Ryu and Sub-Zero: Don’t worry, I’ll protect you…hey!

Both Ryu and Sub-Zero narrow their eyes at each other.

Ken: Tee hee.

Sub-Zero: Jerk.

Ryu: Idiot.

Sub-Zero: Moron.

Ryu: Asshole.

Sub-Zero: Bitch.

Chun-Li: Guys, can we go find Felicia now instead of insulting each other?

Sub-Zero: Eh, don’t worry, we’re not doing anything! (Looks back at Ryu) Stupid.

Ryu: Jerk-off.

Sub-Zero: Bastard.

Ryu: Frosty the Snow-shit.

Sub-Zero: Shotokan Dickhead!

Blanka: O, ah, ah!!

Ken: What is it Blanka?

Blanka sniffs the air. Then, he jumps into the trees.

Chun-Li: Blanka!

Ryu: Where is he going?

Ken: I think he found something! Let’s go!

Everyone follows Blanka.

South Group…

Rolento, Yun, Sonya, Cammy, Dan, and Adon keep searching for Felicia.

Sonya: It’s been an hour now. I’m hungry.

Rolento: Don’t worry, Sonya. If we don’t find her in another hour, I’ll kill Dan and you can eat him.

Dan: Yeah, that’s a good idea…hey wait a minute!

Sonya: He would probably taste like rotted cheese.

Adon: I bet you I would taste good. (Winks at her)

Sonya: >_< I think I lost my appetite.

Cammy: Wait, what are we doing again?

Rolento: We’re looking for Felicia…what the…

Everyone sees what Rolento is looking at…

North Group…

Kenshi, Jax, Ibuki, and Yang continue their search.

Jax: Guys, where’s Skull?

Ibuki: You’ll see, Jax.

Then, they see (well, Kenshi smells him) Skullomania come up to them drenched in camel spit.

Kenshi: *Sniff* Whoa! Skull, you smell like your mother!

Skullomania: Kenshi…shut up.

Ibuki: Well, you did deserve it.

Skullomania: But…

Yang: All right, so Kenshi’s powers didn’t work…now what?

Jax: Well, we could always…what the heck?

Everyone looks at where Jax is staring.

Kenshi: What is it?

West Group…

Guile, Charlie, Scorpion, Elena, and Sean walk by the playground area.

Sean: One thing cats love to do is play.

Scorpion takes the broom and smacks Sean over the head.

Sean: Owe! That’s getting annoying.

Guile: Damn! That’s the 57th time that he hit you since he found that broom.

Scorpion twirls the broom innocently.

Elena: Awe, you’re so cute like that.

Sean’s eyes glow red.

Guile: Hey Charlie, do you think there is an Evil Sean?

Charlie: You never know.

Charlie takes a step back and has both feet on the seesaw. Nearby, Honda and Hsien-Ko see it.

Honda: Look, a seesaw! Let’s go on it!

Hsien-Ko: Okay!

Honda jumps right on it. The other end goes up sending Charlie flying across the zoo.

Nearby…

Steve Irwin: Now, who wants to volunteer to come up here and…

Charlie lands right next to him.

Steve Irwin: Great! A volunteer! What’s your name, little boy?

Charlie: Um, Charlie, but what’s going…

Steve Irwin: Okay Charlie, what I need you to do is bend down right next to this extremely dangerous crocodile and stay right there.

Charlie follows. Guile, Scorpion, Elena, and Sean find him.

Sean: Cool! I want to do that! Charlie is so lucky!

Steve Irwin: Now, Charlie needs to stay very still or else the croc will…

Suddenly, the crocodile jumps and eats Charlie’s head.

Audience: O_O

Steve Irwin: Crikey! He killed Charlie!

Sean: You bastard!

Scorpion takes the broom and starts hitting the crocodile in the head with it multiple times. Then, the croc bites the broom right out of Scorpion’s hands. Scorpion gives the croc the ‘birdie.’

Elena: Come on! Let’s get out of…whoa!

Everyone sees what Elena is looking at…

East Group…

Chun-Li: Blanka! Where are you?!

Ken: (Singing in Scooby-Doo theme) Blanka-doobey do! Where are you?

Sub-Zero: Please don’t sing.

Ryu: My best friend can sing if he wants to.

Sub-Zero: Shut your trap, Ryu?

Ryu: (eyes glow red) Wanna make me?

Chun-Li: Guys, could you…

Ken: Look!

Everyone turns to where the other groups are looking.

Ken, Ryu, Sub-Zero, Chun-Li, Guile, Sean, Elena, Kenshi, Skullomania, Ibuki, Yun, Yang, Jax, Dan, Cammy, Rolento, Adon, Rolento: Blanka?!

They see Blanka flying in the air with Felicia in his arms.

Ryu: But how?

When Blanka lands, everyone surrounds them.

Felicia: Thank you Blanka!

Guile: Blanka, where did you find her?

Blanka: Oh, no, ah, ee, o, woo, ah, eh!

Dan: He said he scented her by the tiger cage and the zookeepers were just putting her in!

Skullomania: Ha! He even has better senses than Kenshi!

Kenshi: Skull…shut up!

Felicia: (looks at Blanka) My *meow* hero!

Suddenly, both Blanka and Felicia have hearts in their eyes and they stare at each other and smile.

Adon: EEEWWW!!!! Love, yuck!!

Kenshi: Thank goodness!! I’m free!!!

Ken: (takes out sling shot and a rock) And so, Mr. Haggar’s class and Mr. Eagle’s class save another day!

Sean: Ken, what are you doing with that?

Ken: Target practice.

Sean: Um, okay.

Dan: Hey Blanka! (Runs) Blan...

Dan trips landing on Ken. Ken accidentally shoots the rock and hits a monkey. The monkey goes crazy making the other monkeys go crazy. All of them knock the cage down and run free. They knock down the other cages and make the other animals go crazy. Soon, the entire zoo is in chaos and then all of the animals run out of the zoo.

Everyone: ._.’

Guile: Eh, nice shot Ken.

Ken: ._. Let’s go home!

Later, everyone goes on the bus. Everyone is surprised to see Mr. Haggar passed out on the bus seat.

Ibuki: What happened to Mr. Haggar?

Kenshi: *Sniff* Heineken! *Sniff* I can smell it from his mouth!

Chun-Li: Great, he’s drunk.

Mr. Eagle comes on the bus.

Mr. Eagle: Kidz, um, as you can see, Mr. Haggar is not feeling well, he drank a little too much.

Adon: I heard that if you drink a lot, you pee a lot!

Everyone -_-‘

Mr. Eagle: So any ways, those of you who have Mr. Haggar will have a substitute teacher tomorrow.

Ryu: (looks at Ken) I wonder who the substitute is.

Ken: Beats me.

***Who will take over for Mr. Haggar tomorrow? Will Ryu and Sub-Zero ever stop insulting each other? Will Liu (and Blanka) ever know English? Will Scorpion find another toy to amuse himself with? Find out next time on Street Fighter Kidz where all of your childhood memories return!

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